“I wish I could stay at home all day with the kids instead of working.”
Up yours stupid. I haven’t gone to the toilet in peace for years, and my hair is permanently kinked in this messy bun up-do.
“What do you do all day?”
Oh nothing. Just keep a human alive. It’s very basic really. I just make very important decisions on this particular humans life, plus try and keep myself alive too. It’s really nothing compared to your big fancy job in the city.
What do you do all day, besides ask insulting questions?
“Do you ever think you will go back to work?”
Probably not. I love being at home sitting on my arse all day, drinking coffee and getting massages. Parenting is so freaking easy. Why would I actually want to leave the job I am doing now? Oh sorry, it’s not a job according to you. Just a free and easy ride.
“Do you do anything else, besides be a parent?”
Oh of course. I am also a travelling circus performer; running for Prime Minister; I run a marathon every day, and also race unicorns in the land of It’s-so-easy-to-parent.
I have so much time as a parent, that I need all of my hobbies.
“I could never do what you do.”
I know that. That is why you are asking these very intelligent questions.
“Is being a Stay At Home Parent boring?”
Depends what you call boring. If wiping small peoples butts and yelling at them to stop licking the ground is your idea of an awesome time, then parenting is really going to be your thing.
“I’m just checking in because you didn’t respond to my phone call from three minutes ago.”
I don’t use my phone for talking now. If you ring, I won’t answer it. My kid is too busy playing with it for starters, and it is also on a permanent setting of ‘Silent Mode’. Before ringing me, please ask yourself ‘Is this textable?’. I am happy to get back to your texts, but it probably won’t be in this calendar year. Just hold out for 8 – 28 months please.
“Enjoy every minute!”
Like, every single minute? Even the ones where my kid is screaming so loudly, dogs from China can hear him? I’m not so sure.
“You look so tired all the time.”
No shit, Sherlock. I have kids. This is my permanent look now.
“So, you’re JUST a Mum?”
Please walk away from my life and never come back.
Have you had any random comments or questions from strangers about being a Stay At Home Parent? Please let me know in the comments section below.
xxoo
p.s. Personally, I have had a couple of these said to me, but not all of them. I think mostly are said quite innocently from the other end, but sometimes it’s smart to think before you say.
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How about, “Don’t worry, it gets easier.” That shit does not help me right now or for the next 3 years mofo!!!
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Oh yes! I forgot about that one. That’s like the dumbest shit I have ever heard. It actually gets harder!
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That’s the great deception, that it get’s easier. Not the case!
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I thought it was easier at the start, but not now.
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Urgh, some people need to be kindly led away and smacked on the head several times. Preferably with a dirty nappy. Until they fall head first into a pile of lego.
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Haha! Yes! They will learn that way. Pooie nappies and lego injuries 😉
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Brilliant. YES YES YES to all of them. (Or should that be NO NO NO?)
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Thanks Emily 🙂
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I met a fellow SAHM today and she was asked, quite genuinely, what she does all day.
We clinked our champagne glasses together and cackled like naughty school girls.
*by champagne I mean the kid’s sippy cup and by cackle I mean cried knowingly.
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Haha! Oh I know what you mean. No champagne clinking now that we are SAHM’s!! 😉
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My colleagues have no idea how darn annoying it is when they tell me to enjoy my days off! Days off?!? They are the days that I go to work!
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Days off?? Are they drunk? No understanding at all.
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What’s wrong with being “just a mum”.. I am that too. But that doesn’t define me – don’t let others make it define you. Great post
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Exactly! I get a little offended with the word ‘just’ in front of ‘a mum’. It sounds like the easiest job in the world when they say that.
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So the texting thing! How about “your husband must be so grateful that you have sacrificed your career in order to make your family’s life easier?” Nope, never heard it either.
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Haha! My husband better had be grateful that I have the hardest job in the world!!!
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OK, so I have these baby adult people and a mid-teen in my house, instead of toddlers. It doesn’t get easier. It gets difference – a different kind of hard. Sure, there’s a whole bunch of stuff you don’t have to do once they are able to do things for themselves. But seriously, have these people ever parented a baby adult into being a grown-up? I thought not.
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I have heard that before Tracy – it gets a different kind of hard. There is always challenges we will face with kids and parenting. Thanks for your comment 🙂
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Yep, when I was a SAHM I think I had all of those!!!
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I think these insulting questions have been around for a loooong time. It’s a shame, but hopefully they fade out one day!
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I don’t think I’ve ever actually been asked these. I mean I may have, but I don’t remember it.
Is that weird?
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You must be one of the lucky few 😉
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What about ‘is your baby sleeping through yet?’ 😡
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OH yes!!!! And also, ‘are they crawling/standing up/sitting up/talking/blah blah blah yet?’. It’s all a lot of pressure!
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I love this! It’s like you’ve written about my life! Big love!
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Haha! Oh so glad that you could relate 🙂
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